Gray Reviews: Sex Tarts Lube – Watermelon Splash

Sex tarts first came onto my radar when i began working at a local adult store. Their price was most appealing - a full $10 less than any other lube inside the counter - and their flavour range was a close second. Me being asexual, i didn’t really care to try any. About a month … Continue reading Gray Reviews: Sex Tarts Lube – Watermelon Splash

Diva Cup! Update

I used the Diva Cup for four days, and it. was. awesome. Important things to make mention of are the facts that i have endometriosis, a sometimes too-tight vaginal opening, a thick goopy flow, and looong work days. With all of those things in mind, i'm elated to announce that the Diva Cup was a fucking … Continue reading Diva Cup! Update

Inauguration Day (aka, meet the Diva Cup)

January 20th, 2017 marks the inauguration of my Diva Cup. I’d read plenty of reviews, watched a plethora of youtube videos, read the website extensively - i knew that i needed one in my life. In general, tampons have always been somewhat of a nightmare for me. For as long as I can remember i’ve … Continue reading Inauguration Day (aka, meet the Diva Cup)

Gray Reviews: Ride Silk Hybrid Lube

The Ride Silk Hybrid lube was the first [Sliquid] lube i’ve had the pleasure of using, and i’m hoping i’ll get the chance again soon. The lube arrived in a sample pack from Lucky Bloke that i purchased as an Xmas stocking stuffer for my boyfriend; we selected it to use first because frankly, the … Continue reading Gray Reviews: Ride Silk Hybrid Lube

Don’t Be Like Me: that one time when i ended up with a bullet vibe stuck inside of me on high

3 speeds and one pulse function, velvet-touch ABS plastic in a variety of shades, about half an inch diameter and 2 inches in length: these are the qualities offered by the ScreamingO soft-touch bullets. They’d been staring at me from behind the counter of the sex shop where i work; a sex-toy-virgin, their small size … Continue reading Don’t Be Like Me: that one time when i ended up with a bullet vibe stuck inside of me on high

Gray Reviews: Doc Johnson “Naughty Secrets” Slim Vibe 7″

Ok, so maybe i did this a bit backwards, and a little late. This is a review of my first (and currently only) insertable vibrator. I’ve had it for a couple months now, and i just haven’t been able to write about because frankly there’s other, more interesting things to write about.   First Impressions … Continue reading Gray Reviews: Doc Johnson “Naughty Secrets” Slim Vibe 7″

Gray Reviews: nü Sensuelle Point

The “I Don’t Feel Like Reading All of That” Snapshot: Rechargeable, comes with cable, base, and wall adapter ABS Plastic, shiny or matte finish One button = power on/off, cycle through functions (there are 20 functions. I like the 1st and 6th one) Powerful, but some patterns/speeds can feel buzzy after prolonged use 2 hours … Continue reading Gray Reviews: nü Sensuelle Point

Gray Reviews: Sensuva Organics: Insane Erosense Personal Moisturizer

LIL BIT OF BACKGROUND Sensuva, so far, has been a brand i can get behind. I recommend it to customers, i recommend it to friends, i even recommend it to my partner. While they, as any brand or product will, have some flaws (their very binary, gender-specific marketing being a big one), i love their … Continue reading Gray Reviews: Sensuva Organics: Insane Erosense Personal Moisturizer

Just What The Internet Needs: Another Womanizer Review

Here for the nitty-gritty? Keep scrollin’ to get to the good stuff. No time to read the big ol’ wall of text down there? Here are the basics.   ABS plastic handle. Detachable silicone head. Comes in different patterns so you can find the right shade of ugly to suit your taste! Roughly $170, depending … Continue reading Just What The Internet Needs: Another Womanizer Review